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Make Greenland America Hat


Buying Greenland may sound absurd to Liberals, but it’s a very important geopolitical move.


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Make Greenland America Hat

Make Greenland America Hat is your new favorite hat to support President Trump’s attempt to buy the island of Greenland.

Buying an island may sound absurd to some (especially Liberals), but it’d be very important geopolitical move.
Greenland is rich in resources, and is located in a very important location. It’ll absolutely be very beneficial in case of any war with Russians or the Chinese. Greenland must become American!

  • 100% made in the USA
  • 100% washed cotton chino twill
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  • Adjustable strap with hide-away buckle
  • Head circumference: 19 ¼” – 23 ⅝”

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